Festive Spirit Aficionado Pillows

Mouse Cracker

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!

'I think you should know I'm listening to offers from other Santas.'

Merry Christmas darling!

Six items or less Santa.

"Well, I like having on our tram someone who obsessively chats about Christmas."

Bach for Christmas

Santa Claus's Mail

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Yo ho ho!

Santa called but you were out!

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Mice playing double bass

Happy St Pancakes Day

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Merry Kissmas

Festive squad

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Street Carolers

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

Elf of the Month

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

Easter Bunny

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...