Festive Spirit Aficionado Pillows

Mouse Cracker

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!

'I think you should know I'm listening to offers from other Santas.'

Merry Christmas darling!

Six items or less Santa.

"Well, I like having on our tram someone who obsessively chats about Christmas."

Bach for Christmas

Santa Claus's Mail

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Yo ho ho!

Santa called but you were out!

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Mice playing double bass

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Street Carolers

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Happy St Pancakes Day

Merry Kissmas

Festive squad

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Elf of the Month

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."