Festive Drink Enthusiast Pillows

"We're the three wise baristas bearing gifts of pumpkin spice, peppermint mocha, and eggnog latte."

"It's okay...lots of us realize we hate pumpkin martinis after the holidays."

Santa Claus's Mail

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Yo ho ho!

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Mice playing double bass

Merry Kissmas

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

Roscoe's Great Escape

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Easter Bunny

Elf of the Month

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

The Devil's advocaat.

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

"Go as a witch. Your room hasn't seen a broom in months."

"When I was small, Santa Claus brought a lot of things...but the most important... He brought families together."

December Fest

"I'm the designated driver."

Poinsettia

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

A Starry Night.

'I wrapped it myself !'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"