Festive Drink Enthusiast Pillows

"We're the three wise baristas bearing gifts of pumpkin spice, peppermint mocha, and eggnog latte."

"It's okay...lots of us realize we hate pumpkin martinis after the holidays."

Santa Claus's Mail

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Yo ho ho!

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Mice playing double bass

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Elf of the Month

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

Roscoe's Great Escape

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Easter Bunny

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

The Devil's advocaat.

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

December Fest

"When I was small, Santa Claus brought a lot of things...but the most important... He brought families together."

"Go as a witch. Your room hasn't seen a broom in months."

"I'm the designated driver."

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

Poinsettia

'I wrapped it myself !'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

Joey really wanted a Christmas Tree this year...

Snow Angel Fall