Festive Drink Aficionados Pillows

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

Lesbian civil partnership.

Santa Claus's Mail

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

The Devil's advocaat.

"I'm the designated driver."

'Don't forget your thermos.'

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!

"You know, Christmas isn't the only time I'm busy. ..the rest of the year I deliver for Amazon."

Cocktail Franks

"We're terribly excited - Macaulay Culkin is reading Susannah's novel."

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

"After our big family holiday dinners, we always have some leftovers."

Cat on the Harp

'You really shouldn't eat food that are out of season.'

"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"

Nappy Hour 2-3.

'I think you should know I'm listening to offers from other Santas.'

Bach for Christmas

Santa Claus wanted poster.

"Thank you for the best Christmas ever. - Gracie"

Mouse Cracker

"Make it one for my baby and one more for the road. And while you're at it I'll have one, too."

Darling, shall we unleash Christmas?

You can lick my peppermint stick!

"Let Halliburton clean it up."

Seasonal Wines

The lifecycle of thanksgiving leftovers