Festive Drink Aficionados T-Shirts

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

Lesbian civil partnership.

Santa Claus's Mail

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

The Devil's advocaat.

"I'm the designated driver."

A Starry Night.

'Don't forget your thermos.'

"We're terribly excited - Macaulay Culkin is reading Susannah's novel."

Happy Holidays. Egg Nog. Put a head on that eggnog. That would make it an "egg-noggin"!

"You know, Christmas isn't the only time I'm busy. ..the rest of the year I deliver for Amazon."

Elf on the Top Shelf

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!

Cocktail Franks

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"

'You really shouldn't eat food that are out of season.'

Cat on the Harp

"After our big family holiday dinners, we always have some leftovers."

Nappy Hour 2-3.

Bach for Christmas

'I think you should know I'm listening to offers from other Santas.'

Santa Claus wanted poster.

"Thank you for the best Christmas ever. - Gracie"

Mouse Cracker

"Make it one for my baby and one more for the road. And while you're at it I'll have one, too."

"Let Halliburton clean it up."

The lifecycle of thanksgiving leftovers

"Happy?" "Absolutely!"

'Merry Christmas sleepyhead! We're out of wine out here...'