Holiday Drink Enthusiast T-Shirts

Santa Claus's Mail

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Santa called but you were out!

Street Carolers

Happy St Pancakes Day

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Holiday Gifts 2020

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

The Devil's advocaat.

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

"I'm the designated driver."

Christmas Pudding

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

C is for Cracker

Holiday Overkill.

'Don't forget your thermos.'

"We're giving up for the holidays."

Don't move Grandma! I'm decorating you for the holidays.

"C'mon, get up...it's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"

"We're terribly excited - Macaulay Culkin is reading Susannah's novel."

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!

Cat hangs Christmas stockings.

Nutcracker

JOY

'I hardly think a congregation of carol-singers amounts to riotous assembly'

"Putting the Christ back in Christmas."