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Elf on the Top Shelf

Santa Claus's Mail

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Santa called but you were out!

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Street Carolers

Happy St Pancakes Day

Holiday Gifts 2020

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

The Devil's advocaat.

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

Holiday Overkill.

"I'm the designated driver."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

C is for Cracker

Christmas Pudding

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

A Starry Night.

'Don't forget your thermos.'

"We're giving up for the holidays."

Happy Holidays. Egg Nog. Put a head on that eggnog. That would make it an "egg-noggin"!

Don't move Grandma! I'm decorating you for the holidays.

"We're terribly excited - Macaulay Culkin is reading Susannah's novel."

"C'mon, get up...it's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"

JOY

Cat hangs Christmas stockings.

Nutcracker

Ernie loves to decorate his Christmas tree. He starts by untangling and testing a string of lights. Every year he makes new popcorn and cranberry garlands. He has to find the right spot for each family heirloom ornament. Now, should I finish it off with Johnny Depp or Beyonce? Ernie has his own idea about putting a star on top!

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!

'I hardly think a congregation of carol-singers amounts to riotous assembly'