Festive Drinker Gifts

The Devil's advocaat.

Happy Holidays. Egg Nog. Put a head on that eggnog. That would make it an "egg-noggin"!

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"We all have our own Christmas spirit. Mine's bourbon."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Yo ho ho!

The New Year's Dance

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Merry Kissmas

Mice playing double bass

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

Elf of the Month

Easter Bunny

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Angelicus alcholicus.

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

"I'm the designated driver."

December Fest

"Go as a witch. Your room hasn't seen a broom in months."

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

Poinsettia

'Christmas, Ms. Sims, is the chink in my armor.'

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."