Festive Party-goer Gifts

Angelicus alcholicus.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Masquerade

Carioca

Redhead

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Cheers

Leo McKern

Christmas sweater alternatives

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"Aperitif?"

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

"My compliments to the sommelier."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

Down on Bourbon Street...

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

God save the Queen.