Festive Party-goer T-Shirts

Angelicus alcholicus.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Masquerade

Carioca

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Redhead

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Leo McKern

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Cheers

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"Aperitif?"

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

Down on Bourbon Street...

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"My compliments to the sommelier."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Are you pleased to see me or is that a vuvuzela down your trousers?"

God save the Queen.