Festive Beverage Aficionados Prints

A touch of Christmas Spice...

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

The Devil's advocaat.

"I'm the designated driver."

Holiday Overkill.

'Don't forget your thermos.'

Cocktail Franks

"You know, Christmas isn't the only time I'm busy. ..the rest of the year I deliver for Amazon."

Elf on the Top Shelf

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!

Happy Holidays. Egg Nog. Put a head on that eggnog. That would make it an "egg-noggin"!

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

Bach for Christmas

'I think you should know I'm listening to offers from other Santas.'

"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"

'You really shouldn't eat food that are out of season.'

"After our big family holiday dinners, we always have some leftovers."

Nappy Hour 2-3.

"Thank you for the best Christmas ever. - Gracie"

"Make it one for my baby and one more for the road. And while you're at it I'll have one, too."

Mouse Cracker

'It's Thanksgiving.. do you have any CRANBERRY VODKA?'

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

"This is it! The perfect turkey!"

"Happy?" "Absolutely!"

"Let Halliburton clean it up."

'Merry Christmas sleepyhead! We're out of wine out here...'

"We all have our own Christmas spirit. Mine's bourbon."

Seasonal Wines

The lifecycle of thanksgiving leftovers