Festive Feud Enthusiasts Pillows

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

"Skate or die."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Back to the Holidays

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'I knew I should have used mistletoe instead of catnip.'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

"Pistols at dawn?"

'I just don't understand... We hate the same movies, books, art, music, friends and relatives, and we agree that the world's a hopeless mess. With all that in common, why is our marriage falling apart?'

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

"Not at the table."

'Well, I'm sorry. But your mother criticized my chicken casserole one too many times.'

The holidays start earlier every year

Don't fly and text.

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

"Have you been a good dog or a bad dog?"

"How married are you to 'Merry Christmas' in the title?"

All new holiday season hard wear.

"Don't take your list in there! What's wrong with you?!?"

"We have huge dinners and sometimes run out of food so we need to know what stores will be open on Thanksgiving Day."

"Did you hear about the Easter Bunny and Father Christmas getting together so we could have Mother's Day and Father's Day?"

"Excluding our little granddaughter who calls me 'horrible old smellypops!'"

"They grow up so quickly."

Santa slipping on the ice.

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

S is for snow

Road traffic accident with aliens and Santa Claus.

"Sorry, but I have to let you all go. I'm getting all of my presents online now."

Santa's office with 'In' and 'You'd better watch Out' Trays.