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'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

"Skate or die."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Back to the Holidays

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

"Pistols at dawn?"

'I just don't understand... We hate the same movies, books, art, music, friends and relatives, and we agree that the world's a hopeless mess. With all that in common, why is our marriage falling apart?'

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

The holidays start earlier every year

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

Don't fly and text.

Santa slipping on the ice.

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

"Excluding our little granddaughter who calls me 'horrible old smellypops!'"

"Have you been a good dog or a bad dog?"

All new holiday season hard wear.

"They grow up so quickly."

"How married are you to 'Merry Christmas' in the title?"

"Did you hear about the Easter Bunny and Father Christmas getting together so we could have Mother's Day and Father's Day?"

"We have huge dinners and sometimes run out of food so we need to know what stores will be open on Thanksgiving Day."

"Don't take your list in there! What's wrong with you?!?"

S is for snow

Santa's office with 'In' and 'You'd better watch Out' Trays.

"Sorry, but I have to let you all go. I'm getting all of my presents online now."

Road traffic accident with aliens and Santa Claus.

A thanksgiving dinner in a boxing ring