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"We don't fight all the time, only when we're together."

'She posted her first blog today.'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

Doggie Bowl Drill

Strikeout Dog

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'I just don't understand... We hate the same movies, books, art, music, friends and relatives, and we agree that the world's a hopeless mess. With all that in common, why is our marriage falling apart?'

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."

"So how come he gets to stay inside and do his business?"

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

'If she goes, we go!'

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

Little Brother for Sale, 'I don't care what he did!'

"Excluding our little granddaughter who calls me 'horrible old smellypops!'"

Bad Heir Day

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

'Have you got the price of an icecream on you'

'MOM! †Abby's Googling me!'

Things that don't last 2 seconds...the idea that your l'il sis might actually be good at something.

"..Just bring me anything that'll scare my little sister"

"Hey! That's my little brother! Only I get to bully him."