Family Rival T-Shirts

Bring out their playful side with our family rivalry t-shirts—light-hearted, funny designs that turn everyday wear into a statement of fun family competition.

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'Your second cousin won a Nobel Prize in physics, and you don't know how gravity works?'

'Your second cousin won a Nobel Prize in physics, and you don't know how gravity works?' mockup

'Your second cousin won a Nobel Prize in physics, and you don't know how gravity works?'

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"I'm gonna be an artist!"

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"I don't think much of this calendar your mum sent!"

"I don't think much of this calendar your mum sent!" mockup

"I don't think much of this calendar your mum sent!"

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Tension filled the tent.

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Polygamists' Picnic

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"He's my smart-aleck twin."

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"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child." mockup

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

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'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.' mockup

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

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"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..." mockup

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

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'The grudge match.'

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It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends. mockup

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

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"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister." mockup

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

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"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!" mockup

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

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An Archeologic Dig

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"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other." mockup

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

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Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables mockup

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

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The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make. mockup

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

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'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!' mockup

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

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"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other." mockup

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

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'Her next door is LIVID - her husband's only got a septic big toe!'

'Her next door is LIVID - her husband's only got a septic big toe!' mockup

'Her next door is LIVID - her husband's only got a septic big toe!'

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LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.' mockup

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

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'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

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"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it." mockup

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

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'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?' mockup

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

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'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.' mockup

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

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'Oh yeah, well your dad may have a better calculator, but my dad can add without one.'

'Oh yeah, well your dad may have a better calculator, but my dad can add without one.' mockup

'Oh yeah, well your dad may have a better calculator, but my dad can add without one.'

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'How do you expect them to treat you in a mature way with that thing in your mouth?'

'How do you expect them to treat you in a mature way with that thing in your mouth?' mockup

'How do you expect them to treat you in a mature way with that thing in your mouth?'

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'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.' mockup

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

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'Mom! - Jeffrey just said a DADDY word!!'

'Mom! - Jeffrey just said a DADDY word!!' mockup

'Mom! - Jeffrey just said a DADDY word!!'

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"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."

"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor." mockup

"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."

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'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.' mockup

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

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'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!' mockup

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

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"Mom always liked you best."

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Family Rival T-Shirts Collection

Family Rival Mugs

Explore our collection of family rivalry mugs—witty and fun, perfect for sparking laughter over morning coffee or tea.

Family Rival Pillows

Discover our fun family rivalry pillows—bring humor and comfort into your living space with a cheeky touch.

Family Rival Prints

Browse our family rivalry prints—add a humorous and stylish flair to your home décor with these witty designs.