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"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

You were warned about mixed marriages.

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

Lion v Kiwi.

Strikeout Dog

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Well, I'm sorry. But your mother criticized my chicken casserole one too many times.'

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

Little Brother for Sale, 'I don't care what he did!'

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

'Danae is outside unscrupulously taking advantage of gullible people...'

Spectators at a coliseum

"..Just bring me anything that'll scare my little sister"

"That Marc Anthony's no big deal. You take away his looks, his talent and his personality...and what do you have?"

"Hey! That's my little brother! Only I get to bully him."

Things that don't last 2 seconds...the idea that your l'il sis might actually be good at something.

'Have you got the price of an icecream on you'