Family Feud Enthusiasts Pillows

"We don't fight all the time, only when we're together."

'She posted her first blog today.'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

Doggie Bowl Drill

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

Strikeout Dog

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'I just don't understand... We hate the same movies, books, art, music, friends and relatives, and we agree that the world's a hopeless mess. With all that in common, why is our marriage falling apart?'

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

No date for the prom, green girl? If you ever grow up, nerd boy

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

"So how come he gets to stay inside and do his business?"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Not at the table."

'Well, I'm sorry. But your mother criticized my chicken casserole one too many times.'

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

"Excluding our little granddaughter who calls me 'horrible old smellypops!'"

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

Little Brother for Sale, 'I don't care what he did!'

'If she goes, we go!'

Bad Heir Day

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

'Have you got the price of an icecream on you'

"..Just bring me anything that'll scare my little sister"

'I'm looking forward to when he's 5 years old so I can boss him around.'

Things that don't last 2 seconds...the idea that your l'il sis might actually be good at something.

"Hey! That's my little brother! Only I get to bully him."