Festive Family Feuds T-Shirts

"Not at the table."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Christmas Hugs

"This might take awhile, Lord."

Halloween Mobile

The Big Tree

'How come I never see you in church?'

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

"You're a veteran? In which wars did you serve?"

"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."

'I wrapped it myself !'

"It's a snow-grandad!"

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

'If everyday were Christmas, Mom, you'd never have trouble getting me up!'

Mother making popcorn string whilst her child eats the other end.

'Kids, come quick! Santa's been here and he left all kinds of super expensive, super cheap stuff!'

'Well, I'm sorry. But your mother criticized my chicken casserole one too many times.'

Mrs. Claus's Annual Joke: 'Whoa...you're not going to work dressed like that, are you?'

To determine whose house they would spend Christmas at, Mark and Barb had their parents hold a tandem wrestling match.

"How married are you to 'Merry Christmas' in the title?"

Bad Heir Day

"Yes, a glass of milk and cookies for Santa is common, but when you find carrots for the reindeers, you know for sure it's a nice kid's house..."

'Where do you plug it in?'

Family of Snowmen

"Why can't we just have a normal Thanksgiving?"

"Mommy and Daddy are arguing again."

Family Feud

"We are fighting so much I'm coming to live with you again."

'When you said I mustn't talk to strange people, does that include Father Christmas?'

'Makes sense to me.'

Self Absorbed Christmas Tree

"Something with complicated instructions to keep my dad busy so I can play with my other toys by myself."