Festive Family Feuds Gifts

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"This might take awhile, Lord."

Christmas Hugs

Halloween Mobile

The Big Tree

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

'How come I never see you in church?'

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."

"You're a veteran? In which wars did you serve?"

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

'I wrapped it myself !'

"It's a snow-grandad!"

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

'If everyday were Christmas, Mom, you'd never have trouble getting me up!'

'Kids, come quick! Santa's been here and he left all kinds of super expensive, super cheap stuff!'

Mrs. Claus's Annual Joke: 'Whoa...you're not going to work dressed like that, are you?'

"How married are you to 'Merry Christmas' in the title?"

Bad Heir Day

"Yes, a glass of milk and cookies for Santa is common, but when you find carrots for the reindeers, you know for sure it's a nice kid's house..."

'Where do you plug it in?'

Family of Snowmen

"We are fighting so much I'm coming to live with you again."

Family Feud

"Mommy and Daddy are arguing again."

"Why can't we just have a normal Thanksgiving?"

'Makes sense to me.'

'When you said I mustn't talk to strange people, does that include Father Christmas?'

Self Absorbed Christmas Tree

"Something with complicated instructions to keep my dad busy so I can play with my other toys by myself."

'Thanks, mom. But it's 'tis the season to be jolly'.'