Festive Feuds Gifts

Christmas quarrels

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Santa Dog

"Merry Christmas"

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

Dec. 26

NSA is coming to town.

'I'm not saying that global warming is a reality...'

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

"I'm the designated driver."

57th Birthday balloons

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Xmas

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

Santa's grotto advertising 'Talk to Santa', is next to a diet clinic with a sign in the window, 'Santa, talk to us.'

"We love Santa, but Santa didn't know as much about investing as he thought he did."

"We had this last year."

So glad you could make it!

"I'm not drunk! I'm jush looking for my car keyish."

Wife leaving note 'midnight mass' on husbands distended stomache as she leaves house.