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Christmas quarrels

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Santa Dog

"Merry Christmas"

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

Dec. 26

NSA is coming to town.

"I'm the designated driver."

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

57th Birthday balloons

'I'm not saying that global warming is a reality...'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

"Mum, I think Grandad's run out of batteries."

Xmas

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Santa's grotto advertising 'Talk to Santa', is next to a diet clinic with a sign in the window, 'Santa, talk to us.'

"We love Santa, but Santa didn't know as much about investing as he thought he did."

"We had this last year."

"Not at the table."

So glad you could make it!

Too full after after Christmas dinner!