Foodie Feud Fan Pillows

'I shouldn't have criticized her potato salad.'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

Bedside Manna.

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

Large Very Fresh Eggs

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

'MILK FIGHT!'

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

'I just don't understand... We hate the same movies, books, art, music, friends and relatives, and we agree that the world's a hopeless mess. With all that in common, why is our marriage falling apart?'

Pizza Fencing

Party Animal, Party Vegetable, Party Mineral

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

'Hello, police? There's been a food fight here and I'm afraid the cheese got the worse of it.'

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

'Excuse me, but is there anywhere we can get something to eat while we're waiting to get something to eat?'