Festive Competitor Pillows

"I'll take 'Jolly Old Elf' for $600, Alex."

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Frosting the Snowman

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The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

Safe Christmas.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

"For Christmas, Santa is bringing sales in at plan."

Xmas

Christmas pine

'Hey you take that outside.'

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

"It's only weeks to Christmas. We have him right where we want him."

Carolling

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

Congregation

"How married are you to 'Merry Christmas' in the title?"

Elf

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

"I can't help but feel disappointed."

"No more for him, he has to drive."