"En garde!"
Festive Duelist Pillows
Add a cozy, humorous touch to their space with pillows that celebrate the festive duelist’s creative and witty personality. Perfect for snuggling during holiday movie marathons.
'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'
Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!
Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"
"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."
Frosting the Snowman
"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."
Classic Emojis for sale.
Bad gifts
The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling
The New Year's Dance
'Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away.'
Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.
'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'
Safe Christmas.
'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'
"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"
'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'
Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down
The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.
'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'
"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."
Christmas card access
Dogs play the double bass
Xmas
'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'
Christmas Fatigue.
"How married are you to 'Merry Christmas' in the title?"
Elf
'Of course I believe in Santa. Just not a publicly funded one.'
"Bartender - givish me another shot."
"During the holidays, we like to refer to organ donation as 'regifting.'"
'no, they're not playing our song - they're playing your song.'
"Kids on the right, elves on the left."
'We've drunk a Christmas toast to my portfolio, now let's drink a Christmas toast to your portfolio.'
Festive Duelist Pillows Collection
Festive Duelist Mugs
Explore our humorous mugs collection, featuring clever designs perfect for the festive duelist who loves a good laugh with their morning coffee.
Festive Duelist Prints
Check out our vibrant prints to celebrate the clever, creative side of the festive season with a touch of artistic wit.
Festive Duelist T-Shirts
Browse our witty t-shirts collection—ideal for showcasing the creative spirit of the festive duelist in holiday style.