Fomo Fighters Pillows

"OK, now I'll ALWAYS be plugged in when we're on the road."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Dog Nightmares

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

South Carolina's War on Women

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"Polly wants a flu shot."

Wearing bras in 2020.

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Hold on - the ref is checking the rule book."

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

Wrestling Champion.

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Poser

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

Teamwork

'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.'

Yoga. (Flamingo stands with one leg wrapped behind its neck.)

'Look out for his low punches.'