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The party, after you left

'Hmph. College kids.'

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

The End is Nigh

I love bathtime.

A masked man serenading

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

"I propose we go with the second option."

"He's sending an instant message."

Collective unconscious.

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite, Levity

'If it wasn't for their great pension scheme I'd have packed this in years ago.'

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

Bath tube with human feet.

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

"Insolvency isn't the end of the world. That comes next year."

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

Man with "end is near" sign is gone.

Oh you baad bad girl!

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."

"Hey buddy, are you familiar with the term - 'birds of a feather'?"

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."

"What I miss most is the mooing."