Fomo Enthusiast Gifts

The party, after you left

'Hmph. College kids.'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

I love bathtime.

The End is Nigh

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

A masked man serenading

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

"He's sending an instant message."

Fortune teller sees impending doom

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Collective unconscious.

"I propose we go with the second option."

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite, Levity

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

Bath tube with human feet.

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

'If it wasn't for their great pension scheme I'd have packed this in years ago.'

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

"Insolvency isn't the end of the world. That comes next year."

Man with "end is near" sign is gone.

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

Oh you baad bad girl!

"Hey buddy, are you familiar with the term - 'birds of a feather'?"

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."