Fog Fighter T-Shirts

Heavy Fog Slows Traffic.

Rage.

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Vaccine

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

Flies up the ante!

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

Flu Vaccine.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

710

Frost advisory tonight.

"This feels so familiar."

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

Trick or Treatment.

There's a strange mist over my food. You never heard of pea soup fog?

Hourglass earth - time running out

No fly zone

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

'You don't want to eat me. I have Bird Flu.'

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

Cat boxer

Air catarrh.

"Well, me, I don't rely on sight to fly, so thick fog is not really an issue."

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

"I'll have the chicken Tamiflu."

"You have a common cold. Here's a prescription for chicken soup from the deli next door."

'My elbow has a cold!'

"Honey, we need to get vaccinated! The flu forecaster says another storm is coming!"