Fumigator Gifts

'We generally recommend the you do this several times a year - especially if it's an older basketball shoe,,,'

Man using to much bug spray

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Fumes from furniture

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

The Final Chapter.

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"Definitely work-related."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

Matador.

Angry bull heads toward clown

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

Bull Treadmill

"I couldn't find the off switch."

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

"Reproduction furniture."

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

Bull with gun

Grow up Dudley!

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

Bullfighting might be more widely accepted if it had a different name. They should call it "dodgebull"! (Published originally on April 27, 2015.)

'Naw, I hate bullfighting - It's too lopsided. Bulls are dumb, brother, and I mean dumb!'

"That's why you don't smoke near the dang cannon!"