Clumsy Fumblers Gifts

'Let's see... you had scrambled eggs with ketchup, beans and sausages, one beer and two espressi. That'll be 15 euro and 80 cent, sir.'

Showbiz Awards

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"I couldn't find the off switch."

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

Scre

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

Dancing.

Spilt wine

Caution: Wet Floor

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

"What happened to your finger?"

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

Garden stagger

'Wait...Where was I going again? Oh. That's right.'

Hand being hit with a hammer.

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'

'Believe me, you're not the first customer who's dropped their phone in the litter box.'

'Be reasonable, Daphne - It's the only thing I've broken during the whole course of our marriage!'

"It was awful, Ted. The right hand never knew what the left hand was doing to it."

'You've got the wrong end of the stick again. The problem is this end. '

"No!! I said GUERRILLA warfare!"

Man hitting himself in the head with a hammer.

'It's an old football injury. I fell off a bar stool while watching the Rose Bowl on tv.'