Clumsy Constructor Gifts

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"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Kid drops his 13 flavor ice cream cone

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

"Your father was trying to build a better mouse trap."

Spilt wine

Unlucky sculpture.

'How can you be so clumsy, Fred? That's the third time today you've tripped in the sand!'

Garden stagger

"What happened to your finger?"

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

'You have to try to be more careful, Daddy - You almost broke little Mike's roller skate!'

"I can't believe this! When I was your age, I never hit a ball through a window!"

'Wait...Where was I going again? Oh. That's right.'

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'

Hand being hit with a hammer.

'Believe me, you're not the first customer who's dropped their phone in the litter box.'

"No!! I said GUERRILLA warfare!"

Ever since Jeff's little accident, his teammates all referred to his position on the field as 'Shartstop'.

'Be reasonable, Daphne - It's the only thing I've broken during the whole course of our marriage!'

'Let's see... you had scrambled eggs with ketchup, beans and sausages, one beer and two espressi. That'll be 15 euro and 80 cent, sir.'

"Oh no, I dropped my phone."

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

"It was awful, Ted. The right hand never knew what the left hand was doing to it."

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