Cleaning Product Collector Gifts

'I think we need some more baking soda, dear.'

Giraffe, having been sprayed by 'Spot Remover' has no splotches.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Shampoo.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Woman applying makeup

"More concealer?"

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

Wash and Go...to hell...

Joan Collins

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

'Jack's wife left him for the dustman.'

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

For the new gardener.

Bill Jones - Bill Jones w/out makeup

Mooseturizer

"Call it vanity, call it narcissism, call it egomania. I love you."

Avon lady (selling foundation cream) tapping a builder on the shoulder.

I heard oil companies just discovered huge reservoirs of oil way under the ground, all around our town. But they can't get at it because President Obama declared the whole region a national monument before he left. Why would he do that? Doesn't he know we use oil to make plastic, and that my Playstation is totally made of plastic? What happens of I ever need to buy a fourth Playstation 4? He's endangering my supply just to save a bunch of trees and mountains and waterfalls and endangered bearico

'Remember, the real lemon goes into the floor cleaner and the artificial lemon goes into the lemonade.'

"A bottle in the organs' bin? How many times do I have to tell you people: sort your recyclables?"

"Fine, but that's the old you talking. The new you would never ask for a refund."

"My girlfriend wants to make up. What would you recommend?"

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'