Home Freshener Gifts

"Great Perfume!"

One man and his dog odour spray.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Man using to much bug spray

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Urban spring.

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"I'm paid by the hour. Why do you ask?"

How men shop for towels.

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

"May I tidy up the infield?"

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'

'Oh Mother, he's just showing off his passion for freshness.'

Ames, Honey? The yard really needs you attention. What makes you say that?

"Firm yet comfortable, with 420 individual spring posture coils to enhance support. Perfect for hiding under."

"Why don't I go brush my teeth."

Objets D'Angst

Fierce neighbourhood competition

Man eating 'after work mints'

"Vlad realized, right there and then, that he should have bought the buff-white or even the oatmeal-colored sheets."

Gardener laying turf.

Decorating Tips of Small Rooms

"Let's just hope the cat doesn't have anymore kittens."

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations, became savvy consumers, the lived reasonably contented forever after'

We have shade trees sign in window of garden supply. We have rakes in window of hardware store.

'Let me know when you feel wonderfully refreshed by the fragrances of botanicals grown in water.'

'Louise, don't tell me when to empty the sandbox - I'll know when.'