Breath Freshener Gifts

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

The Good Breathing Guide

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

"Great Perfume!"

Brush your teeth!

'It was a strange Christmas this year - Everybody gave me breath mints.'

"Did you forget to gargle dear? Your breath is atocious."

'Wow, a new personal best: You held your breath for 10mn 46s!'

The real reason we have natural disasters...

Man eating 'after work mints'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations, became savvy consumers, the lived reasonably contented forever after'

Washing machine

'I know times are hard, but at least we should make an effort to keep the office smelling nice.'

One man and his dog odour spray.

"You should have been here last week. This is clean coal."

'Are you allergic to garlic.'

'This one here, would be our most powerful mouthwash...'

"Is it just me or is there something wrong about an air freshener called, 'Fresh Air'?"

'Hmmm. Pungent.' - 'You might want to leave it for 5 minutes!' - 'Hello?! Emergency services?!'

"Heh...some crazy customer...wanting a pine tree air freshener...delivered."

Easter Island Gas Masks.

'Oh My Gawd.'

'Well Mr. Managing Director, this air freshener of yours doesn't seem to be working very well.'

Washing Machine

Woman with an asthma inhaler.

"Hey, I was wondering if you guys stock those pine trees that smell nice?"