Air Fresheners Gifts

"Hey, I was wondering if you guys stock those pine trees that smell nice?"

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Chilly baby.

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

Elephant seeking fresh air

"Great Perfume!"

Clean air.

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'When I need to think better, I just step outside.'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'You spend too much time in this stuffy pub.' 'I'll go out onto the patio.'

'Mind if I open a window? It's a balmy day.'

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

Mum Told Me To Play Outside.

'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

'Oh Mother, he's just showing off his passion for freshness.'

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

"Why don't I go brush my teeth."

Ski-lift clothes line.

"I finally stopped smoking. It's great to have clean lungs!"

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations, became savvy consumers, the lived reasonably contented forever after'

Man eating 'after work mints'

Good and bad air

'No need to drive me to school, I can walk.'

Washing machine

'I know times are hard, but at least we should make an effort to keep the office smelling nice.'

One man and his dog odour spray.

"You need to go outside. You're developing an interior complex."

"You should have been here last week. This is clean coal."

"The money's not very good, sir, but I get plenty of fresh air."

No caption. (Pine tree air fresheners hang on the reindeer's tails as they pull Santa's sleigh).