Air Fresheners T-Shirts

"Hey, I was wondering if you guys stock those pine trees that smell nice?"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Chilly baby.

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Elephant seeking fresh air

"Great Perfume!"

Clean air.

'Mind if I open a window? It's a balmy day.'

'When I need to think better, I just step outside.'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'You spend too much time in this stuffy pub.' 'I'll go out onto the patio.'

'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

Mum Told Me To Play Outside.

'Oh Mother, he's just showing off his passion for freshness.'

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

Ski-lift clothes line.

"I finally stopped smoking. It's great to have clean lungs!"

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

Man eating 'after work mints'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations, became savvy consumers, the lived reasonably contented forever after'

Washing machine

"You need to go outside. You're developing an interior complex."

One man and his dog odour spray.

Good and bad air

'I know times are hard, but at least we should make an effort to keep the office smelling nice.'

'No need to drive me to school, I can walk.'

"You should have been here last week. This is clean coal."

"The money's not very good, sir, but I get plenty of fresh air."

'It only hurts when I breath.'