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'Well Mr. Managing Director, this air freshener of yours doesn't seem to be working very well.'

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Walkers

Chilly baby.

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Fumes from furniture

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

Air Pollution Threat

Elephant seeking fresh air

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

"Great Perfume!"

Clean air.

The earth sinking into a quagmire of pollution.

'Mind if I open a window? It's a balmy day.'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

Guzzle-guzzle-guzzle

'Sorry about the smell -- I just had a mass extinction.'

'The good news is, my new workplace is in the fresh air...'

"Why don't I go brush my teeth."

Help, Rudy. I think I've got a problem. Huh? I keep wanting to go outside and play. and have fun un the fresh air with my friends. So? Don't you see? I do it every day. I can't help myself. It's like a compulsing. Compulsion? I have a dependency. No more watching Dr. Phil.

'Dude, seriously...Turn down the A.C.'

High wattage refrigerator bulb cooks food - "Moira, can we get a lower-wattage bulb in here?...this food's all cooked."

A person breathing using the oxygen generated by a tree inside breathing apparatus

'I told him not to install central air.'

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my HVAC equipment these days.'

"Did you forget to gargle dear? Your breath is atocious."

"I finally stopped smoking. It's great to have clean lungs!"

Walking Trip

Post Corona World

"But, you don't understand, Your Honor. I'm the outdoors type."

'Your scalp is frost-bitten...Stop putting your head in the refrigerator.'

"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the sulfur dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, non-methane hydrocarbons and sulfuric acid mist."

Windsock