Air Freshener Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Well Mr. Managing Director, this air freshener of yours doesn't seem to be working very well.'

Walkers

Chilly baby.

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Fumes from furniture

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

Elephant seeking fresh air

Air Pollution Threat

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

Clean air.

"Great Perfume!"

The earth sinking into a quagmire of pollution.

'Mind if I open a window? It's a balmy day.'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

Guzzle-guzzle-guzzle

'Sorry about the smell -- I just had a mass extinction.'

'The good news is, my new workplace is in the fresh air...'

High wattage refrigerator bulb cooks food - "Moira, can we get a lower-wattage bulb in here?...this food's all cooked."

'Dude, seriously...Turn down the A.C.'

A person breathing using the oxygen generated by a tree inside breathing apparatus

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my HVAC equipment these days.'

"Did you forget to gargle dear? Your breath is atocious."

"I finally stopped smoking. It's great to have clean lungs!"

"But, you don't understand, Your Honor. I'm the outdoors type."

Post Corona World

"I'm supposed to be someplace downtown right now, sucking the air out of the room."

Walking Trip

'Your scalp is frost-bitten...Stop putting your head in the refrigerator.'

"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the sulfur dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, non-methane hydrocarbons and sulfuric acid mist."

Windsock