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Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

A gap between the solar panels

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"Great Perfume!"

cayetana de alba

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

"What pheromone are you using?"

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

I'm your biggest fan.

'That bacon sarnie fragrance gets them every time!'

'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

'This one will bring him to his knees. And this one will start the proposal.'

'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)

"He'll definitely notice this one madam, especially if you leave the receipt where he can find it."

'It was a personality clash form the very beginning. My perfume versus his after shave!'

"They're in charge because God gave them more can openers."

"Whore of Babylon?"

Fox Operated Fan

'It's hunting season again. Got anything that smells like fresh venison?'

"I no longer worry about my new car getting dinged in the parking lot."

"I'm in way over my head"

'I think we need some more baking soda, dear.'

'He'll love this one. It has the scent of a baseball glove.'

Grocery Store Gravity

"Do you have one called date?"

Coffins - Fins on a Coffin.