Stretching Fan Gifts

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

'Let's not go by the book.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

Scientists building a tower

'Still having problems finding day care?'

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Step aerobics

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Curling Rocks!

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

Businessman needs a cuddle.

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'It's either this or a heart attack!'

Surveillance over the suggestion box.

Ballerina and the light switch.

Farmer eating lunch on resting cow.

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

"I hope you don't mind. I only brought a picnic pillow for myself."