String Section Fan Gifts

Danish String Quartet

Cell Partners

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Romantic Violinist.

'Maths is fun!'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

Scientists building a tower

'Still having problems finding day care?'

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'Love your renovations.'

Easter bunny Island.

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

Cherub string quartets

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'Boy squeezing a spot at boy squirting silly string'

Top Hat

Early music

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

"I told you she'd had some work done."

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,

Taking selfies at the kelpies

Cleaner and sculpture

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

Team Bass

A bride and groom playing a double bass

'This should be fun... this is my brother-in-law's tax return!'

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

Character trucks #4 Pick-up.

Sunny desert island next to rainy desert islands.

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

"I know your sad it's being pulled down son."