Stretching Fan T-Shirts

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

'Let's not go by the book.'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

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"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

Scientists building a tower

'Still having problems finding day care?'

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Step aerobics

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Curling Rocks!

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

Businessman needs a cuddle.

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

Chair massages.

Surveillance over the suggestion box.

'It's either this or a heart attack!'

Ballerina and the light switch.

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

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