Stretchy Kitty Fan T-Shirts

Cat Yoga

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Meowlzebub

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

'Fancy a swift half?'

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

'Let's agree to disagree.'

(No caption. Two primary school girls are wearing shirts with one being Hello Kitty and the other Hello Puppy. The girl wearing the Hello Puppy shirt wears torn clothes.)

I only built the moat to keep the cats out.

Bat

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

Noir kitty.

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"

Grumpy Cow

"Remember the old days, when cat's' used to bounce?"

"The rumor going around is that dog food is cats and cat food is dogs."

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

'How stupid dogs are for chasing after a bone.'

Some Zoomies

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

"Hang on a minute, it's now mid-January: why do you still need milk for Santa?!"

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

"You're fired."

'My wish didn't come true...'

'You don't want to eat me. I eat garbage. Find yourself something more organic.'

"When this is all over I'll be nice to people."