Stretchy Kitty Fan Mugs

Cat Yoga

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Meowlzebub

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

'Fancy a swift half?'

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Bat

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

Noir kitty.

"The rumor going around is that dog food is cats and cat food is dogs."

"Remember the old days, when cat's' used to bounce?"

Grumpy Cow

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

Some Zoomies

'How stupid dogs are for chasing after a bone.'

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

'You don't want to eat me. I eat garbage. Find yourself something more organic.'

'Because Daddy doesn't want to draw Garfield!'

"Hang on a minute, it's now mid-January: why do you still need milk for Santa?!"

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

"When this is all over I'll be nice to people."