Fiber Fans Gifts

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

'It's a fiber tree. It also has apples.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"How soon will this be a remnant

Arts and crafts

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Why Poodles Become Killers

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

House plants

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

Quilting Bee.

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Water.

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

Bird grows leaves.

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

Fur'niture

"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'