Ornithology T-Shirts

'Honey, that guy's spying on us again with his binoculars!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Why?"

Ornithology teacher: 'And if you can't make it to class, at least follow me on Twitter.'

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

"No need to push, Mother—I'm going."

The Crimean War and Florence Nightingale

'That's right, the red-headed bullfinch. Man, you're really good at this.'

"The outfit is just for show, I mostly just text."

Extreme birdwatching accessory - the Hawk Feeder.

"We're so alike and yet we're poles apart."

'You are pigeon toed.'

Two boys staring at a soccer ball patterned bird that has hatched from a soccer ball.

"I've spent Lockdown learning all the names of the birds in the garden... that's Keith, Carol, Mike and Sally."

'I don't see anything like it in the bird book...maybe it will come back and we can get a closer look at it!'

"I think of myself first as an American, then as a bird, then as a rufous sided towhee."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"He's a non-conformist"

So you're a mocking bird...

'Duck.'

'Now that the kids have flown away, I want to turn their room into a man cave.'

"I just realized everyone I know is fake."

"You've got cabin fever. Cut back on the bird watching."

Hmmingbirds.

Call me!

'Come quick - a pileated woodpecker!'

A clutch of bird watchers

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

Lead Duck With Evil Plans

If Ben Franklin had been granted his wish for our national symbol.

cool seagull plays electric piano

'I'm going to need a paternity test on this one Vera.'

"I'm retired now"

Successful Homing Pigeon.

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."