Ornithology Pillows

'Honey, that guy's spying on us again with his binoculars!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Why?"

Ornithology teacher: 'And if you can't make it to class, at least follow me on Twitter.'

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

"No need to push, Mother—I'm going."

'That's right, the red-headed bullfinch. Man, you're really good at this.'

The Crimean War and Florence Nightingale

"The outfit is just for show, I mostly just text."

Extreme birdwatching accessory - the Hawk Feeder.

"We're so alike and yet we're poles apart."

Two boys staring at a soccer ball patterned bird that has hatched from a soccer ball.

'You are pigeon toed.'

"I think of myself first as an American, then as a bird, then as a rufous sided towhee."

"He's a non-conformist"

'Duck.'

'I don't see anything like it in the bird book...maybe it will come back and we can get a closer look at it!'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'Now that the kids have flown away, I want to turn their room into a man cave.'

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"I just realized everyone I know is fake."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A clutch of bird watchers

Successful Homing Pigeon.

Falconry in the Falklands never really got going.

'I'm going to need a paternity test on this one Vera.'

'I didn't know there was a blue heron of happiness.'

"You see son, this way we are the first to know?"

Call me!

Lead Duck With Evil Plans

Hmmingbirds.

'No, it's definitely not a Blue Tit - it hasn't got that distinctive yellow breast.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"You've got cabin fever. Cut back on the bird watching."