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"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

"Darn, it's another bald-crowned big bellied male."

"Every generation rebels, dear."

"I hate having my calls monitored."

'Honey, that guy's spying on us again with his binoculars!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Why?"

'Still no sign of life.'

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

'Wait...that's not a gray chested black wing hawk, that's a drone.'

'You guys are real friends!'

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

"You forgot to fill the hummingbird feeder again, didn't you?"

"It's a thongbird."

"We're so alike and yet we're poles apart."

"What the heck are we looking for anyway?"

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"Hey, is it just me, or did I see that bird just raise his wing and extend his middle feather?"

Extreme birdwatching accessory - the Hawk Feeder.

"I've spent Lockdown learning all the names of the birds in the garden... that's Keith, Carol, Mike and Sally."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Puffin applying makeup to its beak (to attract a mate).

'The Government says we have to have diversity training for birds of a feather who flock together.'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"He's a non-conformist"

Endangered Species.

"My weight in nectar, on the rocks."

Man catching a bird on Nelson's Column.

'Duck.'

"I think of myself first as an American, then as a bird, then as a rufous sided towhee."

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'It's an earlybird table.'

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

'I don't see anything like it in the bird book...maybe it will come back and we can get a closer look at it!'

Scarecrow for hanging bird houses