Ornithologist T-Shirts

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

"Darn, it's another bald-crowned big bellied male."

"Every generation rebels, dear."

'Honey, that guy's spying on us again with his binoculars!'

"I hate having my calls monitored."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Why?"

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

'Still no sign of life.'

'Wait...that's not a gray chested black wing hawk, that's a drone.'

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'You guys are real friends!'

"It's a thongbird."

"You forgot to fill the hummingbird feeder again, didn't you?"

"We're so alike and yet we're poles apart."

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

Extreme birdwatching accessory - the Hawk Feeder.

'The Government says we have to have diversity training for birds of a feather who flock together.'

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

Puffin applying makeup to its beak (to attract a mate).

"I think of myself first as an American, then as a bird, then as a rufous sided towhee."

'I don't see anything like it in the bird book...maybe it will come back and we can get a closer look at it!'

'It's an earlybird table.'

Endangered Species.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"He's a non-conformist"

Scarecrow for hanging bird houses

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Man catching a bird on Nelson's Column.

'Duck.'

Bird's flying south.

"Maybe we mate for life because we're lazy."

'Ew! A plaster!'

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses