Ostrich Lover T-Shirts

Ostrich on a golf course, with it's head in the hole. 'The End' is written on it's backside.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

Purple dress

"I'm not happy."

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

'Fred,you've got to stop burying your head in the sand.'

"We can address the underlying problems ... or ... you can keep your head in the sand."

'You're kinky, aren't you, Samuel?'

"Get a life!"

"I predict an orchid in the shape of a dry but still fruity Sauvignon Blanc."

Oysters in June - delicious!

"You'll be better off in the Washington swamps."

'I hope you're hungry.'

Timmys Pet Ostrich

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"Have I told you about the time I buried my head in the sand and struck oil?"

This Sand Is sooo...Scrumptious.

You know, I've heard that eating one of these things is an aphrodisiac.'

'I don't hassle you about YOUR comfort foods.'

Ostrich Farm

"The dishes are done. You can come out now."

Ostrich in an hourglass puts its head in the ground.

"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive."

"Hi! I haven't had a crap in months. Bon appetit!"

'Let's see...Eggbound...Eggbound...Here it is!...

'Where did I put my syringe?'

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

Ostriches

'Here's one! Can you fly?'

Burying our heads in the sand

'Help! Someone is standing on my head!'