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"There's a very good chance he's dead."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Bee flying to another flower.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Beaver tower

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

Privacy Conference Security

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"Keeping busy?"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

'Fred,you've got to stop burying your head in the sand.'

"Would you like flies with that order?"

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

Of course he hasn't grown wings yet – You carry him everywhere.

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

'You're kinky, aren't you, Samuel?'

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.