Ostrich Observer Mugs

"There's a very good chance he's dead."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Bee flying to another flower.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

Privacy Conference Security

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"Keeping busy?"

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

'Fred,you've got to stop burying your head in the sand.'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"Would you like flies with that order?"

'You're kinky, aren't you, Samuel?'

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.