Orwellian Observer Mugs

Privacy Conference Security

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'Here comes Orwell again - get ready for some more of his 'I told you so.''

1984 ; pop-up edition...

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Astronaut Selfie.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

Gone to seed.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

Bizarre sights.

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

Oculist.

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

"I miss when we were free, and I could eat you."

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

Double Speak

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

Surveillance.

Big Brother 1948-1984

Room 101 Tax Inspection

Go To Sleeeeep Britain. . .

"No, there's nothing wrong. I just took a shortcut through the onions."

Betty's Ex, Ray, Glasses.

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

Three little maids from school, from The Mikado

'Good memory. Now turn around and let's try it again. I've put the chart on the opposite wall since your last visit.'

'I'll tell you, Ed, this new technology is starting to realy spook me out.'

Have you been naughty or nice?

Bitter Bob felt completely ignored by the system. And yet there he was on the surveillance tape, plain as day.