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THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'Here comes Orwell again - get ready for some more of his 'I told you so.''

1984 ; pop-up edition...

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Astronaut Selfie.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

Gone to seed.

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

Bizarre sights.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

"I miss when we were free, and I could eat you."

Promises Kept

God's Fly Swat...

Oculist.

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

Double Speak

Room 101 Tax Inspection

Go To Sleeeeep Britain. . .

Surveillance.

Society for the Furtherance of Liberal Thought.

Big Brother 1948-1984

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

"No, there's nothing wrong. I just took a shortcut through the onions."

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

Big bowling ball is watching you.