Ostrich Devotee T-Shirts

Timmys Pet Ostrich

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Foster failure"

Licensed Therapist

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Canine Companion

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Love a Mutt

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Happy.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Pet a Puppy

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

No Soliciting

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"A little help, please."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"